Sunday, March 27, 2011

A Chick Named Sallie Mae




She is seductive, having a way with words and numbers.  Not to mince words, she's a whore;  You give her what she wants, and you will get what you want.

No respecter of person, she engages with the college students fresh out of high school, and those that are old enough to have grandchildren.  This chick has been with men and women from many different races and creeds.

A home wrecker, stress inducer, and the cause of many arguments.  She will even deal with you, your boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse at the same time.

Should you ever stop giving her what she wants, she will call you on your cell phone, at home while you are eating dinner, or when you are trying to watch a movie.

Until you have given all of what she wants, you can't shake her, not even bankruptcy will get rid of her.

My advice is to think twice before you get in bed with this chick.   She is low down, she's dirty, she's slimy, this chick, this chick named Sallie Mae.

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