Wednesday, July 27, 2011

"Why I Still Live With My Mama"



I knew this was coming, "you still at your mom's house"? Yeah, I know I'll be thirty next week, but who are you to down me?  I guess you got all your stuff together.

Yeah, I still live with my mom, but I got a job and a car.  I'm still with my mama cause I'm saving up for a house.  Still with my mama cause haven't found a spouse.


My daddy died in 88', what was I supposed to do? Leave mama all by herself?  You know she not getting around too good, mama's losing her health.

Plus you know I got that eviction back when I was in college, when my roommates bailed and stuck me with the rent.  They won't let me get an apartment unless I have the first month, last month, plus the deposit.

I got two jobs, and mama babysits when it's my weekend to have the baby.    You know at my second job I work nights, and the hours are crazy.


I still got a couple of months of my probation, so I might as well stay here til' that is over.   I don't want them coming to MY crib, knowing where I live.


After the date, we can't go back to my house. I know, I know, that's not a good look!  Oh, I forgot, it's one more reason I still live with my mama, cause your ass can't cook!